Don’t give me a lecture about fidelity. Or about loyalty.
Don’t tell me “You gotta have one and only one.”
You gotta be kidding me. Where’s the thrill in that? It’s boring to have only one. Moreover, what if that “one and only one” hurts you? What do you do?
You’ll have no one else. And then you’ll lock yourself up in your room, stare at the idiot box all day, and wallow yourself in self pity. Tsk tsk tsk.
So you see, it pays to not stick to one.
So this year, I gave it another shot. But it’s a whole different story. Less mess this time. And I’d love to share it with you.
Oops, I gotta go. That’s the only constraint with having more than one: You have to make time for both.
Disclaimer: The don’t-stick-to-one mantra only applies to sports such as running.